Sunday, October 12, 2008
Next???
Monday, September 29, 2008
Go Pink in October!
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
Mad and his girls
Mad: (With his hand on his left cheek) I got slapped by a girl!
Sad: What happened?
Mad: You remember Meenakshi?
Sad: That good looking fair and short height girl? Yes, I do!
Mad: We met in the library. She collected some books and was leaving for her hostel. I asked if I can drop her and she slapped me.
Sad: What exactly did you say?
Mad: I said, “Meenakshi… main tumhe hostel mein chod du?”
Sad: Hmm…she really must be allergic to her hostel.
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Mad: Sadddddd…. Guess what?
Sad: You got a new room?
Mad: No… I just got a date proposal from Milano
Sad: Is that a girl?
Mad: (Shouting) Yessss…the Italian girl with long and curly hair, who came on an exchange. She asked me out tonight. And I said yes…
Sad: How does she look like?
Mad: Tall, fair, quite muscular for a girl. She was quite serious about the date and said that she hates people who turn their backs after agreeing for a date.
Sad: Hmm…good for you
Mad: She apparently broke the nose of a guy who did this to her last week. But, why on earth would someone reject her proposal.
Sad: (Laughing uncontrollably) Best of luck mad…the data base says there’s only one person who’s come on an exchange from Italy and it’s a guy!
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Mad: Guess what? At last Meenakshi agreed.
Sad: Wow. That’s great. Where are you going?
Mad: To her hostel.
Sad: What?
Mad: She agreed to me accompanying her to the hostel from the library
Sad: Huh…at last!
Monday, September 22, 2008
Oh my friend, it hurts!
The day we chose to be friends and I spoke my heart out
You chose to fill in the spaces and speak your way out
Oh my friend, it hurts!
The day you asked me to speak nothing but fact
I chose to follow and you made it no more than an act
Oh my friend, it hurts!
The day you proclaimed friends for life
I didn’t know it was a well-disguised knife
Oh my friend, it hurts!
The day you told me it’s all fabrication
And you wished to use this confession as an act of salvation
Oh my friend, it hurts!
The precious moments we spent is a thing of the past
Etched in my memory are the days of blast
Oh my friend, it hurts to forget things!
Thursday, September 18, 2008
Sad and Mad
Mad: Why don’t we go to Kashmir?
Sad: Are you Mad?
Mad: Yes, of course….
Sad: No, not that mad…I mean, the real mad, screwed up in the upper storey.
Mad: Oh c’mon…it’s a cool place and I’ve never been there
Sad: It is…but if you go there, you would never be to any other place.
Mad: Why not? If you are worried about that VISA thing, I have my uncle working in customs, he can smuggle us.
Sad: Are you mad? I mean, screwed up mad? We don’t need a VISA to visit Kashmir.
Mad: Oh is that…when did they change that?
Sad: Just before you turned Mad.
Mad: Forget it...That leaves us with Assam, Arunachal Pradesh
Sad: Dude…you really are psyching me out. You want me to be taken hostage by some Chinese or ULFAs? I don’t want to venture into that unknown North-East.
Mad: Then how about Gujarat?
Sad: You are a goner…don’t you want to live peacefully, at least trip peacefully.
Mad: If you are worried about the communal violence, my uncle is in the police. He would help us out.
Sad: Err…isn’t he in the customs a few minutes back.
Mad: This one’s that custom guy’s brother.
Sad: Whatever…would you call that a pleasure trip or a pressure trip? How about “Summer camp with the police force”
Mad: Wowww….sounds great
(Sad gives a totally weird look which gets Mad back on track)
Mad: Ok…I was just kidding. Then what are we left with?
Sad: Why not a trip to Tirupati? The most happening place in the whole of South India
Mad: (mocking) Oh yeah…and get your head tonsured and visit those lovely temples in and around that place
Sad: Stop it Mad…that’s Lord Balaji….ok fine… how about Kanchi?
Mad: Excuse me…
Sad: Ok…How about Poori, Mahabaleswar…
Mad: Oh my God!!! You were never sad!
Sad: What do you mean? I was always sad…by birth
Mad: Oh yeah…in a way you are true.
Sad: Whatever…so where are we heading to now?
Mad: We will go to Kerala. So many places to hang out; Munnar, Kozhikode, Wayanad, Allepey…and the Kerala babes…ooohhh…Rock on!
Sad: That’s great …and it’s a gay state…right?
Mad: Dude….I never knew that you were gay…Oh My God! And we were like….staying together.
Sad: Excuse me… am not mad, neither am I gay…. Okay, is Kerala on now?
Mad: I guess so….unless you bring up something better!
Sad: Thinking of it, what about a trip to Hyderabad? Charminar, old city, pearls….oooo..isn’t it wonderful?
Mad: You know what… you are sad
Sad: I know that; since birth!
Mad: Oh my God...you are freaking sad
(They ended up going nowhere!)
Thursday, July 24, 2008
When in doubt...look into the eyes
Saturday, July 05, 2008
I don't drink...
My friend says drinking helps him forget the past
I don’t want to forget my past that fast
I don’t drink…
My friend says drinking helps get the child inside him out
I can call the child inside me anytime without doubt
I don’t drink…
My friend says a peg of drink eases him in any party
I can be comfortable all by myself in any state or country
I don’t drink…
My friend says it helps him lose his inhibitions
It’s those inhibitions that make my ambitions
I still don’t drink…
Monday, May 05, 2008
Kolkata shirt raisers
Slogan: Jeetna mushkil hi nahin, naa munkin hain
(And it turned out to be true!)
Dada - Captain cum shirt riser err…fund riser
Inzy: Bismillah…. Sabse pahle allah ka shukr hain. The boys played well. They catch the balls, hit the balls of Geoffrey and dance the legs of Farah. Boys practiced really hard.
Rep: We heard that you have a casting coach as well? Why do you think such a coach is required and of all people why Shakti Kapoor?
Monday, April 28, 2008
Mission Statements only for companies? Think again...
To become a good human being and uphold all human values – hmm…too heavy a statement to describe anyone. How would it be if every one of us comes up with his/her vision statement? Then our interviews, job as well as educational, will have some questions on our vision statements also. How do you think that you are going to uphold human values? What are human values? Why only human values why not animal values?
Then there would be coaching institutes:
T.I.M.S (Triumphant Institute of Mission statements)
“90% of the students admitted in IIMs and IITs have their mission statements prepared by us. – validated by KPMG” (pun intended!!!)
Group tasks will be based on vision statements – group of 10 needs to come up with one statement that signifies their group. There would be offers from FMCG companies – come up with a good vision statement for our CEO and you will win a trip for two to Washington to meet the U.S. president. There would be cases filed in courts saying that the mission statement of one Mr. X has been copied by Copy Malik (great grand son of music composer ‘Copy all’ Malik)
If you are still reading this, don’t worry about me – I’m still not Krazzy
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
Kozhikode to Gurgaon....
Yeah...AmEx is my destination for the summers. My two months of summer internship where I'm supposed to learn about the industry practices and understand how practical are the theoritical principles we mug in our MBA courses. Two months is always very short to do something substantial but still...
Believe me, my joining date was April 1. I didn't have enough time to fly back home which meant I will have two days before I join AmEx. The flight from Kozhi-Mumbai-Delhi had Sangini and KB (Kaustubh) giving company to me. Ofcourse, we had Shahrukh and Shaan accompanying us at different stages!
Thursday, March 06, 2008
Wayanad trip photos
Thursday, February 28, 2008
Wayanad Trip - II
We planned to visit the waterfalls, lake and the peak the next day. However, considering Langda tyagi (read Varun)’s situation, we dropped the visit to the peak. A light breakfast started our day and we are off to the waterfalls.
Believe me, the place is a visual delight. There’s greenery everywhere and after every 100 metres we were stopping to click some photos. It was no wonder, this state is called God’s Own country. There was so much natural beauty on view and we couldn’t take our eyes off it.
Talking to hardcore mallus in English, Hindi and Tamil (Valli) we somehow made our way to the waterfalls. We had to park our bikes some 2 km before the steep route to the falls began.
We had to take a call now on Langda Tyagi and he decided not to risk his limbs. This meant it was left to the three of us, Yoki, Valli and me to continue the journey. The sight of the waterfalls brought a huge grin even on the face of Yoki (he uses it very very very sparingly). The next one hour was real fun. Water was cold and the flow was electrifying but the experience was enthralling. Even a minute spent directly under the flowing water was like a hot massage.
An hour in the water looked like a minute and all of us wanted more but Tyagi alone. So, we had to start again!
Next stop for us is the lake. The ride in the lake was pretty awesome; and tiresome too! Valli and I took the duty of peddling the boat and were enjoying it though can’t say the same about our legs. The scenic beauty had all of us spell bound. We started on our journey back to Kozhikode right after.
It was a weekend spent well. Though we missed Butcher (aka the usual suspect – Vimal) in the whole trip and Varun in some parts, it was memorable for many reasons- the bike ride, the waterfalls, lake trip, the visit to the scary guesthouse…everything was as memorable as the other. Tired bodies were carried back to the hostel with echoing words Yeh Dil maange more!!!
Wednesday, February 27, 2008
Trip to wayanad - thrill, masti, fun...we had it all (PART I)
End of a gruelling mid term (bouncers…bouncers…and more bouncers…Lee has a competition from my examination blues) brought the best of smiles on our faces. A rare weekend of no deadlines meant we have two full days to enjoy. It took no time in deciding the destination – Wayanad. Long over due, this trip is something we were looking forward to.
Enter the ghat...well it wasn’t the first time that I’m travelling on a bike at night but definitely the first time on a head (light) less bike. It was very funny because whenever the beacon (read Valli’s bike) was away from us, we were riding blind. Whenever we used to encounter a bus or a truck going in the same direction, Yoki would say that we need to stay behind and relax. But the pace of that vehicle used to be the deterrent and we used to move on.
Not even scary turns or steeply curves deterred us. And in some of the turns we even got the better of our beacons. The ghat section was very enthralling and we really enjoyed the 40 odd minute trip. Then we were on the normal road. But still, we do not have a head light which meant it’s still a handicap. To make matters worse, it started raining. Then, we just missed a snake which was lazing on the road; and we never knew that at that time.By the time we reached Wayanad and checked into our rooms it was around 10 in the night. It was an eventful journey and I enjoyed every bit of it though I can’t say the same of Yoki.
A picture is worth a thousand words. But, am not sure if the above pic gave you an impression of what the ghat actually is! It was a sort of journey (on a lightless bike) which I wouldn’t subscribe to any of you, but I should admit one thing….I loved it
Wednesday, January 16, 2008
Not Just another SMS (Concluding part)
Now everything is in place. Nikki isn’t leaving the college. She went for the annual fest of that college with which we have mutual agreement. And Radha and Nikki wanted to check if I like her or not. Now, my chances lie in reaching Hyderabad for the summit. There’s only one option left and that’s Mohan. I need to catch up with him and get his approval to be a last minute entrant. Believe me, I had shell a big party to catch the last available seat on the trip.
The next day was spent convincing my parents that I’m actually going on a ‘study’ tour. The journey was never boring. I was actually in a different compartment to the others, because of the last minute entry. They were all tired and went to sleep as soon as they got into the train. I was left alone in the company of a grim looking young man, probably couple of years elder to me. It took a lot of talking from me to find out that he actually is coming to the same fest in Hyderabad to meet his sister.
We became friends after that and went to the college together in Hyderabad. He, on a different mission and I on a different one. He was talking something but I could not concentrate a bit on him. Suddenly he exclaimed - There goes my sister! Let me call her. You can meet. I turned to find a good looking girl turning up. She was talking something to her brother but I didn’t heed to all that. I was only worried about Soumya. I took my cell out to call her up. The guy wanted to introduce me to his sister this is...The ring of my phone stopped him. It’s Soumya. I thanked God ‘cos I wanted a reason to move out. Welcome to Hyderabad…So hows the journey with that guy been? It’s almost as if she has a tracking device! Now you have to catch me up in the next two hours ad my program ends in the next couple of hours. All the best! God!!! What is my option now? How do I track her?
The train guy caught me again. Hey you didn’t meet my sister. Let’s go to her program which is happening now in the auditorium. To hell with you and your sister, I want to search for Soumya. I took a lame excuse that I would join him again and went off.
It’s my first time in this college and it looked really good. There is so much activity going on with the fest coming into its own. I made up my mind that the next year will have me as a participant. But first I need to catch Soumya. A pat on the back and I turned back to se Nikki! So you came to the college at last…my friends are true that guys go any length and distance to meet girls. I couldn’t say no. C’mon we have our college drama team in the auditorium performing in the finals. Let’s watch it. The drama was pathetic but my company wasn’t. Nikki looked every inch an angel! How I wish she were Soumya! Wait a minute…she could as well be! Soumya...I called her. She did not even give a cursory glance. My joy was short lived. The next couple of hours were over in a jiffy. Nikki is too good with her company. Only concern was that I missed Soumya out here.
I got a call from Soumya at around 5 in the evening when I was alone with Nikki. Keep enjoying with her dude. You are not for me! She banged the phone. I thought this was bound to happen as she was jealous of Nikki. Anyways…I’ve Nikki for myself. Nikki was talking to a guy of approximately my age a little animatedly. For the first time, I felt jealous. So, I knew who I really love…its Nikki and not Soumya. We started to the station.
Nikki and I were in the same compartment and started enjoying the train ride. We were oblivious to the entire surroundings. Then the same guy turned up again. I could see a big smile flashing on her face and they both went somewhere. The fifteen minutes she spent away from me looked as if it were days! Finally when she turned up, I asked her rather sheepishly about him. He’s my fiancĂ©. He was your super senior in the college and a family friend of mine. He’s working in….Nothing went into my ears. Not even her beautiful words. For the first time in the day, I wanted to stay away from her. I missed Soumya for the first time. And Soumya isn’t lifting my call. Am I the perfect case of “One in hand is worth two in a bush”It was mechanical after that till I reached home. Mom told me that Radha called a couple of times. I took my time out to refresh and then called her. It was the usual leg pulling…I asked her not to link me to Nikki any more as she’s engaged. Radha burst out laughing…She isn’t engaged. She was just playing a prank. It must be her brother. Again, the world looked beautiful. I wanted to call Nikki; to say to her immediately that I’m in love with her. I decided that it’s Nikki that I’m in this world for. I reached for my cell when it started ringing…SOUMYA…calling!!!!
P.S: This finishes the story and brings the protagonist back to square one...dilemma where he needs to decide betweenn the two girsl. This fictitious story is written for fun and any resemblacne is unintentional.
Tuesday, January 08, 2008
Not Just another SMS (Part 3)
I still don’t remember how I came back home. But the moment I stepped into my room, the mobile ring brought me back to senses. It’s Soumya!!! Well…I’m in for a treat. This is the first time she’s calling me. This must be something special. I was surprised when she brought in the topic of Nikita. She was furious (or jealous?) that I talked to her. I couldn’t convince her that it was she who came to talk to me. Bang went the line.
Hey!!! How did she know this? This means she’s in the party. I called her back but the mobile is off. I was really impatient. I tried to look at the different possibilities. She could be Radha’s classmate. Yes…she is Radha’s classmate. Now I need to know from Radha who enquired about me. It’s too late in the night to call her. And the night seemed long!
It wasn’t even 7 in the morning when I called Radha up. She tried recollecting all the people who enquired about the two of us (Nikita and me). There were so many guys from her class (obvious) and some relatives. She said that none of the girls asked about me. And there’s no one by the name Soumya. Phew! This one’s also gone. And the mobile looks switched off to glory. What can I do? Radha started teasing me again on Nikki. What’s up bhayya? You seem to be after my friend. Help chahiye kya. She doesn’t even know that Nikki is just the bait.
I was about to cut the line when Radha said Nikki is leaving to Hyderabad. She’s joining a college there on a mutual transfer. Shock after shock! I do not know if not finding Soumya is painful or this one is. I inadvertently said I want to meet her…again. Radha burst out laughing. I know…but the train leaves in another 30 min. So, better hurry. Oops…destiny has conspired against me, again.
Never before did I crave for someone like this. I was off to the station on my bike. I need to get her something. I wasn’t sure. Flowers, chocolates??? I zeroed on Expressions. Thanks to the companies that come up with innovations. Half the job is done by them ;)
I was at the station and I could her see her smile from a distance. It looked so radiant and vibrant. Will she remember me? I should have asked Radha to inform her of my arrival. I was surprised to see her give me a big smile when she looked at me. Hi Siddhu…so you have been tracking me. I couldn’t say a bit. I wish the Expressions conveyed everything to her. I wished the time stops there with everyone except the two of us stationary. It didn’t :(
Thoughts of our meeting yesterday swept my mind. How I wished we met earlier? It’s Soumya again that brought me back to senses. I know you would never find me; even if you see me. I know you are smitten by that girl but I’m no less beautiful. But, where on Earth are you! I talked to you right now right here…just before you left to greet Nikki. Oh my God!! I spoke to the ticket clerk just before greeting Nikki. And she’s a 50 year old!!!
Sunday, December 09, 2007
Not just another SMS (Part2)
What shall I do? The 5 minutes I took contemplating what to do seemed like eternity. Don't know why but this Soumya looked innocent for me. I made up my mind not to keep her in dark. Pat went the reply I got this number quite recently...about 2-3 weeks back. You must have mistook me for someone else. I'm Siddhu, doing my Engg in F.U.N College. I was relieved. But how would I know that life throws up surprises at a scorching pace! I received another SMS from her saying I know who you are and what you are. Its just that you dont know me. I'm in the same college as you. Its upto you to catch me.
That almost shook my world. Is this girl crazy? Or is it some kind of a joke? I could not think beyond my class for the girls I know and remember. For the first time in my life I felt embarrassed....embarrassed that I did not expand the horizons of my network. Worse still, I couldnot remember the names of the girls I talk to other than my section friends. Jesus!!! What is happening to this poor soul! The grey cells of my brain introduced another complex variable at that stage. Last month we played the same trick on one of our friends who entered the mobile world. Is history repeating in itself? Is it the work of the gang members? It gave me immense pleasure...Thank God! I do not need to think further....
Next day was my friend Ravi's birthday. This is one guy of our gang who is closer to me than to the rest. He called all of his friends to a party on the beach. As usual, the rest of us were a little dicey. Shall we go to the party? We will be bored. I was the first to throw a suggestion that we should have a party of our own from Ravi at a later point of time. Everyone disagreed and I had to budge down. We decided that we will turn up late and slip early. But, I never knew at that point that this is a season of surprises for me!
I went to the location on time. I have to admit that we would have rued our decision had we decided to give it a slip. So many gals and it looked so colorful. But sigh, what use....main aur meri tanhayee... I was not the last to arrive but certainly one of them. The surprise was that I was the only one from the gang to turn up. To my shock, when I called each of them, everyone replied that they are not coming. What can I do now...Sing the song...eat the cake...watch the show
Precisely that's what happened. I took my plate and was the only loner around. The waves looked pleasant and the Moon resplendent. You seem to enjoy your loneliness more. I heard a sweet voice. It was one of the gals. I wasn't sure if she's from the same college or not but I was sure that I saw her some where. Can I sit here? She asked. The Moon no longer looked beautiful. Ofcourse, my pleasure. I offered her a place on the sand to my left. I saw most of the couples sitting in such a way that the girl is to the left. I am not a novice in observing.
So, how are you related to Ravi? I knew immediately that this is one question which I should have avoided. Ravi already told me that it's gonna be a purely close friends party. I'm his sister's friend. She replied ever so sweetly leaving me puzzled. Does that mean she is not from our college?. I thought for a second. My name is Siddhu. I'm Ravi's class mate. It seemed another stupid introduction. I'm Nikita. I always thought there's nothing velvety than silk. I was wrong. Her mild hand shake reminded me that I know very little in this world of the fairer sex.
The next 20 minutes passed as if it were seconds. She gave nothing away. She asked a lot about me being alone here, my friendship with Ravi and Radha(his sister) and my hobbies. For every query of mine, her answers were ambiguous. They left me more confused. Nikki it's getting late. We should make a move. It's Radha. For the first time, I gave her a serious look. So, Siddhu bhaiyya aap ki tanhayee ko meri dost ne disturb to nahin kiya. I immediately understood that Radha is hell bent upon teasing me. No. She made me realise the essence of beauty. The words never went beyond me. Nikita got up and gave a beautiful smile. Nice talking to you Siddhu. Hope we meet again. I almost immediately asked when and where. Instead I gave her a pleasant smile. At that moment I wasn't sure which one is more splendid...the Moon or her smile.
I had to watch in awe as she left me moving slowly towards Ravi's car. I saw Radha saying something to her and rushing back towards me. What happened bhaiyya. Flat for Nikki? Girls tend to have a sense of all these things. Probably their curiosity for gossip helps them in these matters. The 5-10 sec gap I took gave her enough cues. Want to meet her again. Want her mobile number? Batao na bhaiyya. My heart said Yes which she could not hear. No Radha. Some other time. Ravi's waiting for you. She left givin me a smirk...a smirk that told me that she caught me napping.
I wanted the day to end then and there. I wanted nothing else for the night but as is the norm for the past couple of days, there still are surprises in store for me...
To be contd....
Monday, December 03, 2007
Not just another SMS
Cell phone added a new dimension to Siddhu's life. He started exchanging numbers with every friend, close or otherwise. He was fascinated with the Short Messaging Service or the SMS. He felt it's the best (and the chepest) way to keep in touch with friends. A no-nonsense way of messaging even at odd hours. Slowly but steadily he got addicted to SMS ing. He never knew at that stage that this fascination would change his life.
It was just another normal day for Siddhu. Classes as usual, chatting with friends, computer games and his favourite pass time...SMS. At around 10:30 in the night, he received an SMS. There's no name flashed which meant this is from someone anonymous. It read "Idiot...it's been ages since u msged me. Wht hpnd?". He was puzzled. This must have been a 'Wrong SMS' ala wrong call. Siddhu promptly replied "This is Siddhu. Looks like u mistook me for someone". Patt came the answer from the anonymous "When did u forget ur name. Now don't say u forgot that I'm Soumya".
Siddhu jumped up....It's a girl on the other side. he couldnot remember any of his friends named Soumya...What should I reply? The biggest question doing rounds in Siddhu's mind....
To be contd...
Saturday, December 01, 2007
Gimme just one idea not these mannnny!
I wanted to be a cricketer in my childhood. Huh...just like any second Indian, thanks to Sachin. And what did I do to fulfill that? Nothing...literally nothing. Just played some tennis ball cricket and rarely played with cricket ball. Infact, I took pleasure in watching my bro participating in some league cricket. One thing stopped me from pursuing my dream...fear...fear that I might not reach it...fear of charting an untreaded path. I chose to live without my dream.
Next up in my list was to become an actor. I would dance to every song that's played in the television ( that actually decreased the frequency of TV watching in our house. People stayed away from the TV set to stay away from watching me dance!) I would mimic any hero and situation and perform at home. Poor chaps at home! They had to endure all these!!! Becoming an actor was just a fad...I never thought about it seriously. It was more of a time pass...
There were many to follow... book writer, film maker, ad designer...ohhhh! What not? There were too many tangential ideas churning from time to time. The small box between the ears kept giving me ideas, kept me going. The only thing that my mind didn't do was to show a particular direction; to show me that this is what I'm cut out for.
I'm still doing what I do the best. Waiting!!! Waiting for that one signal; for that one moment of truth which will set me on my path. And yes...I've company...my little box is still giving me ideas!
Friday, November 02, 2007
AIMS @ IIM K
So, what are you waiting for....take a look at our website www.aims2007.com. You better make it fast to keep pace with others because The world is looking at IIM K. Where are you?
Tuesday, October 23, 2007
Who am I?
If I start thinking about all these, I get more questions than answers. I never know my USP. To be honest, I never thought about this. I'm good at so many things but USP???? hmm...I write well, but can't call that my USP. I speak well, but that agian isn't my USP. Then, what is my USP? Is it necessary that I have a USP? Can I not be a jack of all trades and master of none?
I would love to give my answer for that but would not. I would rather leave it for discussion...
