Mad and his girls

Mad: (With his hand on his left cheek) I got slapped by a girl!

Sad: What happened?

Mad: You remember Meenakshi?

Sad: That good looking fair and short height girl? Yes, I do!

Mad: We met in the library. She collected some books and was leaving for her hostel.  I asked if I can drop her and she slapped me.

Sad: What exactly did you say?

Mad: I said, “Meenakshi… main tumhe hostel mein chod du?”

Sad: Hmm…she really must be allergic to her hostel.

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Mad: Sadddddd…. Guess what?

Sad: You got a new room?

Mad: No… I just got a date proposal from Milano

Sad: Is that a girl?

Mad: (Shouting) Yessss…the Italian girl with long and curly hair, who came on an exchange. She asked me out tonight. And I said yes…

Sad: How does she look like?

Mad: Tall, fair, quite muscular for a girl. She was quite serious about the date and said that she hates people who turn their backs after agreeing for a date.

Sad: Hmm…good for you

Mad: She apparently broke the nose of a guy who did this to her last week. But, why on earth would someone reject her proposal.

Sad: (Laughing uncontrollably) Best of luck mad…the data base says there’s only one person who’s come on an exchange from Italy and it’s a guy!

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Mad: Guess what? At last Meenakshi agreed.

Sad: Wow. That’s great. Where are you going?

Mad: To her hostel.

Sad: What?

Mad: She agreed to me accompanying her to the hostel from the library

Sad: Huh…at last!

 

Sad and Mad

Sad and Mad are two friends busy planning their one-week holiday next week

Mad: Why don’t we go to Kashmir?

Sad: Are you Mad?

Mad: Yes, of course….

Sad: No, not that mad…I mean, the real mad, screwed up in the upper storey.

Mad: Oh c’mon…it’s a cool place and I’ve never been there

Sad: It is…but if you go there, you would never be to any other place.

Mad: Why not? If you are worried about that VISA thing, I have my uncle working in customs, he can smuggle us.

Sad: Are you mad? I mean, screwed up mad? We don’t need a VISA to visit Kashmir.

Mad: Oh is that…when did they change that?

Sad: Just before you turned Mad.

Mad: Forget it...That leaves us with Assam, Arunachal Pradesh

Sad: Dude…you really are psyching me out. You want me to be taken hostage by some Chinese or ULFAs? I don’t want to venture into that unknown North-East.

Mad: Then how about Gujarat?

Sad: You are a goner…don’t you want to live peacefully, at least trip peacefully.

Mad: If you are worried about the communal violence, my uncle is in the police. He would help us out.

Sad: Err…isn’t he in the customs a few minutes back.

Mad: This one’s that custom guy’s brother.

Sad: Whatever…would you call that a pleasure trip or a pressure trip? How about “Summer camp with the police force”

Mad: Wowww….sounds great

(Sad gives a totally weird look which gets Mad back on track)

Mad: Ok…I was just kidding. Then what are we left with?

Sad: Why not a trip to Tirupati? The most happening place in the whole of South India

Mad: (mocking) Oh yeah…and get your head tonsured and visit those lovely temples in and around that place

Sad: Stop it Mad…that’s Lord Balaji….ok fine… how about Kanchi?

Mad: Excuse me…

Sad: Ok…How about Poori, Mahabaleswar…

Mad: Oh my God!!! You were never sad!

Sad: What do you mean? I was always sad…by birth

Mad: Oh yeah…in a way you are true.

Sad: Whatever…so where are we heading to now?

Mad: We will go to Kerala. So many places to hang out; Munnar, Kozhikode, Wayanad, Allepey…and the Kerala babes…ooohhh…Rock on!

Sad: That’s great …and it’s a gay state…right?

Mad: Dude….I never knew that you were gay…Oh My God! And we were like….staying together.

Sad: Excuse me… am not mad, neither am I gay…. Okay, is Kerala on now?

Mad: I guess so….unless you bring up something better!

Sad: Thinking of it, what about a trip to Hyderabad? Charminar, old city, pearls….oooo..isn’t it wonderful?

Mad: You know what… you are sad

Sad: I know that; since birth!

Mad: Oh my God...you are freaking sad

(They ended up going nowhere!)