I am...

...an Indian

When I walk on the road, I curse the one who zooms past on his motor cycle, as if the road is his.

When I'm on my motor cycle, I curse the car in front refusing to share the road with me.

When I'm in the car, I refuse to give way to the cyclists...why should I, they never allow my share on the road to vroom past them.

When I watch our cricket team losing, I say they are spinelesss and demand an overhaul of the team.

I stay away from the politics saying it's all muddy and then criticize that there are not enough good politicians.

When it's time ot vote, I stay at home watching news channels criticizing that our country can never improve.

And last but not the least, I do all this and write the same....

.....because I'm an INDIAN