Mad and his girls

Mad: (With his hand on his left cheek) I got slapped by a girl!

Sad: What happened?

Mad: You remember Meenakshi?

Sad: That good looking fair and short height girl? Yes, I do!

Mad: We met in the library. She collected some books and was leaving for her hostel.  I asked if I can drop her and she slapped me.

Sad: What exactly did you say?

Mad: I said, “Meenakshi… main tumhe hostel mein chod du?”

Sad: Hmm…she really must be allergic to her hostel.

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Mad: Sadddddd…. Guess what?

Sad: You got a new room?

Mad: No… I just got a date proposal from Milano

Sad: Is that a girl?

Mad: (Shouting) Yessss…the Italian girl with long and curly hair, who came on an exchange. She asked me out tonight. And I said yes…

Sad: How does she look like?

Mad: Tall, fair, quite muscular for a girl. She was quite serious about the date and said that she hates people who turn their backs after agreeing for a date.

Sad: Hmm…good for you

Mad: She apparently broke the nose of a guy who did this to her last week. But, why on earth would someone reject her proposal.

Sad: (Laughing uncontrollably) Best of luck mad…the data base says there’s only one person who’s come on an exchange from Italy and it’s a guy!

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Mad: Guess what? At last Meenakshi agreed.

Sad: Wow. That’s great. Where are you going?

Mad: To her hostel.

Sad: What?

Mad: She agreed to me accompanying her to the hostel from the library

Sad: Huh…at last!